9.30.2014

Things I Never Thought I'd Say

As a parent (especially of boys), there are things I've said or done that have taken me by surprise. I very often go "did I REALLY just say that!?!"

Here are a few:
~ Asking myself "are they hurting each other? are they bothering anyone? NO." and then letting them run amok in public places. ("Amok! Amok! Amok!")
~ "Where did this BOOGER come from?!?"
~ "C'mere... let me check your butt."
~ "Do not put your feet on your brother!"
~ "I am The MOM and I said so."
~ "You don't wash your face with your tongue, you wash it with soap and water!"
~ "There's no need to fight with your brother - the other half of this book is lying around here somewhere. Go find it!"
~ "Get your head out of my BUTT!"
~ "Please stop climbing me!"
~ "Stop! You're going to get POOP everywhere!"

~Nichole

1 comment:

Brittney said...

"I will not talk to you until you put underwear on".
"You have to hold your penis when you pee, you can't let it spray like a fire hose!!"
"Oh my gosh, my kid is giving himself an enema on the splash pad."

"May you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world." -Ray Bradbury